Chapter 17 - REVENGE This is a different chapter. It's a special chapter that sort o doesn't fit in the stori but I put it in BEOCES IT IS INPOTANT TO HAVE THIS. SO THIS IS NON CANNONICALE! Dedicated to some crazy people who review me.
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I was walking down the street, happi ass could be. I was in a beautiful long blue gown, shimmering lik perky stars (size 8 becoause I'm slim and sexah), blonde heels and beautiful blue tinted madeup. I had a boyfriend named Ward, who was a hot and sexah and LOVING Christian Vampire. I have friends like my BFs Jenny, Becca, Lana and Dan. I have new awesome friends lik EM AND ALICE AND MC AND CHARLISE AND JAY AND JAPSTER AND ROSE AND ALICE WHO ACTUALLY CARD. We were all Christains and living, PURE AHPPY LIFES.
As I was walking I saw a group of people. At least, I tought they were people but they were so mangy. They all looked like scraggily old weomin with BAD NASTY HAIR and UNLOVABLE FACES that drooped with oldness like thier boobs did to the ground! They looked like homeless people who had been hit by cars and beaten thth the uglah STCIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
THey all looked at me like a pack of wolves and ran at me, arms out drooling. I screemas!
"JOAN ST SANCTUART LOUSIA_SMITH! JOAN SN SANTUARY LIYSA_SMITH!!!!!!111111" They roared at me with a nasty primal rage, almost tliek THEY WERE DEMONDS
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, keep awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" I screamed and hoped Wdar or Jay or someone would save me! These were clearly Unchristian Vampires!!!!!!!!!11111 :'O
They jump tackled me and I went to the ground and they were about to start hitting me, when WARD AND JAY CAME TO THE DAY!
They beet the motherfuckers off, breaking thier lims and noses and tits leaving them a pile of slag (WHICH IS WHAT THEY ALWAYS WERE).
"EJON, BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" THEy hissed at mi and I cried and Ward hugged me and Jay spat at them and kicked one flammig burd in da faices!
"WE WERE JELOSU OF YOU AND THE VAMPIRES HOW YOU WERE LIVING WHOLESOM CHRUCHTIAN LIVES WHILST WE LOVED IN SQUALLA AND SIN! WE HATE YOU AND HAVE NO LIVES AND ARE COMPLETLY UN LOVABLELE!"
"WE HATE YOU FOR NO RAISEN AND SHIT ON YOUR WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE DEDICATED A SITGH TO YOU WEVEN TO CONCORD AND CONSPIRACY!"
THEY SHOWED Me and I was horrifold. WHY HAD THESE EVIL PEOPLE DONE THIS?
"Leave me alone!" I screamed "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE
They we bundled them off and threw the sinning assholes off a cliff. Then The Lord himself came and pivoted them to HELL with a cunt punch. We winked at eachother and The Almoty went away. I had a happy day after that BECORSE IT WAS ONE MORE EVIL GONE.
I was walking down the street when
- The Snarkers
- The Lord
- This is Erin's first revenge chapter
- It's also Becca and Dan's first mention. Another friend of Erin's, Lana, is also mentioned, but that is the only mention of her in the story.
- The site mentioned is Twilight Sucks!, the forums where most of Erin's snarkers had gathered. The site is not, in fact, dedicated to Erin; only one forum thread is.
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