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Summary:- Please enjoy the next installment of Creating the Risque.

It was a beautiful day in the city of Ohio, Pencilvania. Johann and Tomas were out grocery shopping with Wali. Wali was sitting in the back seat of the car.

"I have to tell you of a surprise that I must also tell to Assef." said Johann as he pecked Tomas on the head. 

"Oh, and what is that?" Tomas questioned. 

"We can't tell anyone unless Assef's here too. It's a surprise given to me and both the old man." Johann grinned as he pulled the car into the driveway of the motel, which is where they lived. 

Tomas hopped out of the car and began to walk that to the house.

"Oh, DON'T help me with the groceries!" Johann gruffawled sarcastically.

They all went up to the door and Johann took out his key. "No problem, thanks" he said into the phone. 

He was greeted by an over-enthusiastic old man, who jumped up and threw the bag of groceries into the open fire. 

"What'd ya do that for?" Assef asked, raising one eyebrow skeptically. 

"We have a surprise for our sons" said Johann. "Get Kamal down here pronto!" He asked.

"KAMAL!" Assef shouted up the stairs. "Get down here! Our, um, dads want to tell us something," he said. 

Kamal came like lightning. He went and sat down on the sofa when the old man said, "take a seat"

"What's the surprise?" said Tomas. "Is it a good one?" He was bouncing up and down on his seat.

"I'm sure it's delightful." Assef said, smiling knowingly. 

"Tell us then. Go on. Go ON!" He screamed. 

The old man held up something on his finger. He waggled his finger. A glint of diamond was showing upon whom which is the finger of the old man. 

"You're engaged!" Assef screamed. "Oh my GOD! Fuck off!" He screamed in delight as he jumped up and flung it arm around it old man. "Well done! Who pooped the question! Tell me, TELL US, everything!" He screamed again.

"Well my beloved old man got down onto the one true knee and took out a knee." Johann explained. He said, giggling, "He sang me a song."

They started to sing the song once more for the benefit of those who was not there (they all joint in) the song that which they were to sing for the proposal of the old man to Johann.

Old Man

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live

Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give

Should've known you was trouble from the first kiss

Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?

Johann

Gave you all I had

And you tossed it in the trash

You tossed it in the trash, you did

To give me all your love

Is all I ever asked

Cause what you don't understand

Is

Both

I'd catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Throw my hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'd jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Wali

I would go through all this pain

Kamal

Take a bullet straight through my brain

Assef

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same

Tomas

Black, black, black and blue

Beat me 'til I'm numb

Tell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're from

Mad woman, bad woman

That's just what you are

Yeah, you smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car

Old Man

Gave you all I had

And you tossed it in the trash

You tossed it in the trash, yes you did

To give me all your love

Is all I ever asked

Cause what you don't understand

Is

Johann

I'd catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Throw my hand on the blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'd jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Assef

You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I would go through all this pain

Take a bullet straight through my brain

Kamal and Wali

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same

Tomas

If my body was on fire

You would watch me burn down in flames

Assef and Old Man

You said you loved me, you're a liar

Cause you never ever ever did, baby

Old Man and Johann

But, darling, I'd still catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Throw my hand on the blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'd jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I would go through all this pain

Take a bullet straight through my brain

Yes I would die for you baby

But you won't do the same

Old Man

No, you won't do the same

Wali

You wouldn't do the same

Assef

Ooh, you'd never do the same

Tomas

Oh, no no no

Old Man

Fuuuuckkkkkk you alllll!

After the song ended, Assef burst into tears and they all went to the church. Out of nowhere, Assef starts to run down the aisle to where Johann was in the middle of the alter, screaming. "It's time people! On three!" 

He shouted to the count of tree, two, one, and suddenly, a loud of elephants and circus performers burst into the room. Everyone in the congregation laughed to their surprise and began to sing.

Old Man

I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club

You can't even get in

Hahaha, leggo

Priest

Yellow model chick

Yellow bottle sipping

Yellow Lamborghini

Yellow top missing

Yeah, yeah

Kamal

That shit look like a toupee

I get what you get in 10 years, in two days

Ladies love me, I'm on my Cool J

If you get what I get, what would you say?

She wax it all off,

And them suicide doors, Hari Kari

Johann

Look at me now, look at me now

Oh, I'm getting paper

Look at me now

Oh, look at me now

Yeah, fresher than a motherfucker

Lil nigga bigger than gorilla

'Cause I'm killing every nigga that come try to be on my shit

Wali

Better cuff your chick if you with her, I can get her

And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick

Oops I said on my dick

I ain't really mean to say on my dick

Kamal

But since we talking about my dick

Assef

All of you haters say hi to it 

I'm done

Tomas

Hell Breezy

Let me show you how to keep the dice rolling

When you're doing that thing over there homie

Ahahahah

Let's go!

Assef

'Cause I'm feeling like I'm running

And I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away

Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop

'Cause you know I gotta win everyday, day

Go!

Kamal

See they really really wanna pop me

Just know that you will never flop me

And I know that I can be a little cocky

Ohhh

You ain't never gonna stop me

Old Man

Every time I come a nigga gotta set it, then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it

Then I gotta blow, and then I gotta shut out any little thing that nigga think that he be doing

'Cause it doesn't matter, 'cause I'm gonna dadadada

Then I'm gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabing

Priest

I gotta do a lot of things, to make it clearer to a couple niggas

That I always win and then I gotta get it again, and again, and then again [breath]

And I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul

A nigga better call a ref, and everybody knows my style

And niggas know that I'm the the best when it come to doing this

Wali and Kamal

And I be banging on my chest, and I bang in the east, and I'm banging in the west

And I come to give you more and I will never give you less

You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press

Do you really wanna know what's next? Let's go

See the way we on it and we all up in the race and you know

Johann

We gotta go, now try to keep up with the pace

And we struggle and I hustle and I set it and I get it

And we always gotta do it take it to another place

Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it

And I gotta cut all through this traffic

Just to be at the top of the throne

Better know I gotta have it, have it

Congregation

Look at me now, look at me now

Oh, I'm getting paper

Look at me now

Oh, look at me now

Yeah, fresher than a motherfucker

Tomas

Man fuck these bitch ass niggas, how y'all doin'?

I'm Lil Tunechi, I'm a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges

I don't eat sushi, I'm the shit, no I'm pollution, no substitution

Assef

Got a bitch that play in movies in my Jacuzzi, pussy juicy

I never gave a fuck about a hater, got money on my radar

Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with an elevator

You niggas ain't eatin', fuck it, tell a waiter

Marley said, "Shoot 'em", and I said, "Okay"

If you on that bullshit then I'm like olay

I don't care what you say, so don't even speak

Wali

Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil

That's word to my flag, and my flag red

I'm out of my head, bitch I'm outta my mind, from the bottom I climb

You ain't hotter than mine, nope, not on my time and I'm not even trying

What's poppin' Slime? Nothin' five, and if they trippin' fuck 'em five

Kamal

I ain't got no time to shuck and jive, these niggas as sweet as pumpkin pie

Ciroc and sprite on a private flight,

Bitch I've been tight since "Guiding light",

And my pockets right, and my diamonds white

And my momma's nice and my daddy's gay

Assef

You faggots gay 'cause I'm too wild, been here for a while

I was like fuck trial I puts it down

I'm so Young Money, if you got eyes look at me now, bitch

Everyone/All

Look at me now, look at me now

Oh, I'm getting paper

Look at me now

Oh, look at me now

Yeah, I'm fresher than amotherfucker

After that they sang there song, the priest was hasty to marriage the old man and Johann. "Cingrations" said everyone as they laughed and kissed.

I'm going to make a musical of it. :) The songs were Grenade by Bruno Mars and Look at me Now by Chris Brown. :) I don't own them.

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