Malovia is the location of RationalScarlett's story One in a Billion. If it did exist in reality, it would have been an island located in the North Sea, half way between Scotland and Sweden, according to Scarlett.
Malovia was annectated by Britain in the 16th century, after a famine wiped out most of the population, and the Brits wanted to stop Sweden from getting their grubby paws on it. The official language is English, with the original culture having died out long ago. There are only 3 cities in the country where the population exceeds 100 000.
Malovia is full of cows and sheep.