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AN FUCK YOU ALL YOU SAY MY STORY IS LAME WELL FUCK YOU ILL SHOW U LAME ILL WRITE MORE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

tad18 the quest ends (part three)

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The next day Alex and Harry and Draco joind with all the others for Defense Againt the Dark Arts class, which was Yorek Burnison's class. Since hes a bear however he couldnt do magic so he had a very different way of teaching.
"Yeah if a dark wizard attacks you bro you just beat him up. Works everytime with my awesome armor."
"But what about thos of us who don't have armors?" That bitch hermione says raising her hand like a stupid student.
"SHUTUP HERMONE." Alex whispers at the top of his lungs.
"Hahaha you dont have armos then you suck." Yorek says. "Let's demonstrate, Alex youll attack her and shell defend herself."
"What? I cant" Hermione says. But all the students push her on the stage and Alex climbs there too. He jumps hermione and since she has no armor he can stab her and she dies. Everyone cheered.
"That was amazing Alex you should teach in my place" Iorak says.
"No I think you shud im jst a girl" I sed not wantin 2 be suspicius r nuttin.
"Ok then but maybe I can do a faovr for you?"
(Yeh have you heard of Dally Darkblood."
"Yes of course shes a crappy student whore who lives in Hagrids house but now its hers and its a crackhouse."
"OK Ill go there." He says.

After the class the group walked through the park to a lone house that was surrounded by a smoke of all the pot that that fucker Dally smoked.
"Okay gays lets recap whos on our team for the audience!" Alex says breaking the third wall again. (Hes so smart.)
"We have me, Damon, Derek, Jeremy, Tyler, Ezio, Edward, Harry, Draco, Adriana, Twila, Tiana, Ariana, Savanna, Milena, and me."
"Yeh but those templars are many too." Alex objected. "They have TigerAnne, WolfBloodRei, TalysAlankil, Morgrim555555555, AnyaThePurple, Elena, Leslie, Adriana, Alessandra, Joan and Helena. And that bitch Chella too now."
"OMG thats horrible." Bella says (she had sneaked with them too see Edward.
"Bella wtf are u doing here I'm the one supposed to follow you around!" Edward infuriates. "I'm SICK OF YOU STALKING ME! You suck and I'm breaking up with you 'cause I'm gay now!"
"What nooooooooooooooooooo" Bella whaled. "you cant do that I IS PREGNANT!" she cries.
NOOOOOOOO!" Alex says. "Dont be manipulated by the evil slutty hetero sex!"
"I HATE YOU BELLA!!!!!" Edward roars and he bites Bella in the neck and starts drinking her blood. But shes not dead yet shes still fighting back to Damon comes to help drain her faster. After that Alex cuts her into pieces and feeds her to Derek and Tyler in wolf form to leave no evidence (thats one of the rules of the assassins.) bbut theres still a puddle of blood on the ground.
"Oh whatever" Draco says. "People will just think the grass changed color because of some prep."
"OK cool." And they were oof!

Suddenly they were att..... DaLlY's HoUsE! They broke down the door but....................................................................................................................................................................
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........................................................................ THE TEMPLARS WERE ALREADY THAR!

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AN HAHHAAHHAHAH CLIFFHANGER BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

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