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thad 20 THE EVIL GLEE CLUB

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APOV (AN Im going to write from his pov now because its better that way ok?)
The TEMPLARS were here to kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh no!" I said. But I knew we wouldn't give up without a fight!
But then... DALLY CAME OUT OF THE CRAKCWHOREHOUSE!
"Stand back!" she said. "I have Harry Potter's best friend and GF as hostages!" she said pointing a gun at Ron and Ginny Weasley.
"Like we care about those gingers." Damon said.
"Yeah plus I broke up with Ginny I'm gay and in love with Drago now!" Harry said.
"YOUR JUST BLUFFING" Dally cried in the brik of despair. Then she killed Ron to prove she was joking!
"Lol whatever." everyone said.
ATTACK!!" said Tigeranne and the templars charged us. They were so many and so lesbiany that I feared they might bill us. We fought and fought and fought but no templar was died! But at least none of the good guys were either so it was OK. Then Dally shouted "STOP IT OR ILL KILL JENNY" but Harry said "NOOOOOOOOOO!" "AAHAHAHA I KNEW WE FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS" Tigeranne screamed pathetically. "NOOO I MEAN I WANT TO KILL HER FIRDT! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Harry said pointing his wand at Jenna. She died, it was very beautiful and comforting at the same time, knowing that she wouldn't be able to bring new gingers to the world.
"My betaful plan FAILED!" Tigeranne said. "General Morgrim! Give me a plan B NOW!"
"Ok" he said. "Since gays like musicals so much then we'll beat them with their own music by STAGING A GLEE CLUB!" (AN Because Glee is an evil show trying to make you think gays are all wusses like that Kurt bitch instead of sexy manly men and that lesbians and bis are OK)
They started singing an awful song!

Tigeranne

I hop your happy
I hop your happy now
I hop your happy how you hurt your cause forever
I hop you think your clever

Morgrim55

I hop your happy
I hop your happy too
I hop your proud how you would grovel in submission (AN Because their templars so thats what they do!)
To feed you're own ambition

AnyaThePurple&TalysAlankil (AN remember they broke up because Talys was a trannie)

So though I cant imagine how
I hope your happy right now

WolfBloodRei

Dally, listen to me (AN she loves Dally cause shes a stupid emo who looks like the singer from Within Temptation!)
Just say your sorry
You can still be with the templars
What you've worked and waited for
You can have all you ever wanted

Dally

I know, but I don't want it
No, I can't want it anymore

Elena

Something has changed within me
Something is not the same (AN she realized she was a dyke too and loved Bonnie)

Leslie

I'm through with playing by the rules of someone elses game

Amelia

Too late for second guessing
Too late to go back to sleep

Chella

It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes and leave

Joan

Its time to try defying gravity (AN isn't it so deep? Thats an allegory of how she uses a fake god to reach power herself)
I think I'll try defying gravity

Tigeranne

And you can't pull ME down (AN she insists cuz shes an egomaniac whore)

Helena

Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of grandeur! (AN cuz shes a mormon and she truly believes in her god unlike all the others, she's just THAT stupid)

AnyaThePurple

I'm through accepting limits
Cuz someone says theyre so

WolfBloodRei

Somethings I can not change
But til I try Ill never no!

Leslie&Elena&TalysAlankil

Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I'd lost

AnyaThePurple&WolfBloodRei&Morgrim5555

Well if thats love
It comes at much too high a cost!

Joan

I'd sooner buy defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye (but no homo) I'm defying gravity

Tigeranne

And you can't pull ME down! (AN same AN as before)

TalysAlankil

Anya, come with me
Think of what we could do, together! (AN EWWW I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU PERV)

AnyaThePurple

I'm limited (AN yeah, in your brain, if a pony is smarter than you)

WolfBloodRei&TalysAlankil

Together wear unlimited

AnyaThePurple&Dally

Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been

TalysAlankil

Anya

Morgrim555555

Dream the way we plan them

Tigeranne

If we work in tandem (AN Morgrim is trying to seduce Tigeranne even though she's a lesbian and hes a man)

Tigeranne&AnyaThePurple&Dally&TalysAlankil&Morgrim55555&WolfBloodRei

There's no fight we cannot win!
Just you and I

Joan

Defying gravity!

Leslie&Elena (ANwho decided to console each other in the meantime)

With you and I

Joan

Defying gravity!

All templars together

They'll never bring us down

Joan

Well, are you coming ? (AN shes talking to Helena those two have feelings for each otter but cant admit it)

Helena

I hope your happy Now that you've chosen this

Joan

You too

Tigeranne

I hope it brings you bliss

Morgrim

I really hope you get it

Dally

And don't live to regret it

TalysAlankil&AnyaThePurple&WolfBloodRei&Dally

I hope you're hapy in the end
I hope you're happy, my friend

Morgrim55555555 shoots Helena for betraying them and the others cheer because they're evil like that.
Chella

So if you care to find me

Amelia

Look to the western sky

Chella&Amelia

As someone told me lately everyone deserves a chance to fly

Joan

And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying free

Morgrim5

To those who ground me
Take a message back from me

Joan

Tell them how I am defying gravity
I'm flying high, defying gravity

Tigeranne

And soon I'll match them in renown!

Dally

And nobody in all of Oz (AN shes high from all the crack thats why shes random like that)

Tigeranne

No Alex that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring MEEEEEE DOWN (AN same AN as before)

Helena (dying)

I hope you're happy

The Assassins

Let's kill them, they're wicked, GET EM

Tigeranne

Briiiiiiiiiiiing MEEEEEEEEE dooooooooooown (AN same AN as before)

The Assassins

No one cares bout these dykes
So we're gonna kill that bitch!

......................THE ASSASSINS HAD BEEN DRAGGED INTO THE MUSICAL NUMBER AGAINST THEIR WILL! AND IT WAS SO HORRIBLE THAT ALEX EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AN YOU FUCKING TEMPLARS LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE!

The song isnt mind its from that sick musical Wicked thats about two lesbians and I dont like musicals cuz their for pussies I just no about it from Dallys story FaCe ThE StRaNgE or something

CharactersEdit

NotesEdit

  • Strangely enough, Ron is back in spite of having been killed by Alex in Chapter 14.

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