thad 20 THE EVIL GLEE CLUB
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APOV (AN Im going to write from his pov now because its better that way ok?)
The TEMPLARS were here to kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh no!" I said. But I knew we wouldn't give up without a fight!
But then... DALLY CAME OUT OF THE CRAKCWHOREHOUSE!
"Stand back!" she said. "I have Harry Potter's best friend and GF as hostages!" she said pointing a gun at Ron and Ginny Weasley.
"Like we care about those gingers." Damon said.
"Yeah plus I broke up with Ginny I'm gay and in love with Drago now!" Harry said.
"YOUR JUST BLUFFING" Dally cried in the brik of despair. Then she killed Ron to prove she was joking!
"Lol whatever." everyone said.
ATTACK!!" said Tigeranne and the templars charged us. They were so many and so lesbiany that I feared they might bill us. We fought and fought and fought but no templar was died! But at least none of the good guys were either so it was OK. Then Dally shouted "STOP IT OR ILL KILL JENNY" but Harry said "NOOOOOOOOOO!" "AAHAHAHA I KNEW WE FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS" Tigeranne screamed pathetically. "NOOO I MEAN I WANT TO KILL HER FIRDT! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Harry said pointing his wand at Jenna. She died, it was very beautiful and comforting at the same time, knowing that she wouldn't be able to bring new gingers to the world.
"My betaful plan FAILED!" Tigeranne said. "General Morgrim! Give me a plan B NOW!"
"Ok" he said. "Since gays like musicals so much then we'll beat them with their own music by STAGING A GLEE CLUB!" (AN Because Glee is an evil show trying to make you think gays are all wusses like that Kurt bitch instead of sexy manly men and that lesbians and bis are OK)
They started singing an awful song!
I hop your happy
I hop your happy now
I hop your happy how you hurt your cause forever
I hop you think your clever
I hop your happy
I hop your happy too
I hop your proud how you would grovel in submission (AN Because their templars so thats what they do!)
To feed you're own ambition
- AnyaThePurple&TalysAlankil (AN remember they broke up because Talys was a trannie)
So though I cant imagine how
I hope your happy right now
Dally, listen to me (AN she loves Dally cause shes a stupid emo who looks like the singer from Within Temptation!)
Just say your sorry
You can still be with the templars
What you've worked and waited for
You can have all you ever wanted
I know, but I don't want it
No, I can't want it anymore
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same (AN she realized she was a dyke too and loved Bonnie)
I'm through with playing by the rules of someone elses game
Too late for second guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes and leave
Its time to try defying gravity (AN isn't it so deep? Thats an allegory of how she uses a fake god to reach power herself)
I think I'll try defying gravity
And you can't pull ME down (AN she insists cuz shes an egomaniac whore)
Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of grandeur! (AN cuz shes a mormon and she truly believes in her god unlike all the others, she's just THAT stupid)
I'm through accepting limits
Cuz someone says theyre so
Somethings I can not change
But til I try Ill never no!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I'd lost
Well if thats love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye (but no homo) I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull ME down! (AN same AN as before)
Anya, come with me
Think of what we could do, together! (AN EWWW I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU PERV)
I'm limited (AN yeah, in your brain, if a pony is smarter than you)
Together wear unlimited
Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been
Dream the way we plan them
If we work in tandem (AN Morgrim is trying to seduce Tigeranne even though she's a lesbian and hes a man)
There's no fight we cannot win!
Just you and I
- Leslie&Elena (ANwho decided to console each other in the meantime)
With you and I
- All templars together
They'll never bring us down
Well, are you coming ? (AN shes talking to Helena those two have feelings for each otter but cant admit it)
I hope your happy Now that you've chosen this
I hope it brings you bliss
I really hope you get it
And don't live to regret it
I hope you're hapy in the end
I hope you're happy, my friend
So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky
As someone told me lately everyone deserves a chance to fly
And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying free
To those who ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
I'm flying high, defying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown!
And nobody in all of Oz (AN shes high from all the crack thats why shes random like that)
No Alex that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring MEEEEEE DOWN (AN same AN as before)
- Helena (dying)
I hope you're happy
- The Assassins
Let's kill them, they're wicked, GET EM
Briiiiiiiiiiiing MEEEEEEEEE dooooooooooown (AN same AN as before)
- The Assassins
No one cares bout these dykes
So we're gonna kill that bitch!
......................THE ASSASSINS HAD BEEN DRAGGED INTO THE MUSICAL NUMBER AGAINST THEIR WILL! AND IT WAS SO HORRIBLE THAT ALEX EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN YOU FUCKING TEMPLARS LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE!
The song isnt mind its from that sick musical Wicked thats about two lesbians and I dont like musicals cuz their for pussies I just no about it from Dallys story FaCe ThE StRaNgE or something
- Hagrid (mentioned)
- Sharon den Adel (mentioned)
- BellaCarino (unmentioned)
- Damon (unmentioned)
- Derek (unmentioned)
- Jeremy (unmentioned)
- Tyler (unmentioned)
- Ezio (unmentioned)
- Edward (unmentioned)
- Adriana (unmentioned)
- Twila (unmentioned)
- Tiana (unmentioned)
- Ariana (unmentioned)
- Savanna (unmentioned)
- Milena (unmentioned)
- Adriana (unmentioned)
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