|Location||Ohio in Pennsylvania|
|Family||Tomas, Assef, Johann|
|Friends||Wali, Kamal, Assef, Tomas|
|Enemies||The Master Nun, Edward, Luigo|
The Old Man, possibly named George, is an original character from Creating the Risque. He seems to be some sort of retired super-hero. Despite the fact he's 97 and has a transplanted hip, he's always ready to save the day when the young members of his family get themselves in a pickle. Which happens at least one per chapter. His preferred mode of transportation is swinging on a rope.
Not known, but probably epic!