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Dalton Vampire 10: ReturnEdit
Author's Notes: OMFG HAMANAFISHTICKS EVERY1. I am soooooooo sorry for not updating this masturpiss of literature sooner. I mean god!11 Anyway I am back now and raring for ashion. Hope you all enjoy it!!11 NO MEAN FLAMMRS ALOUD OK?
I woke up the next morning lying in my bed. I woke to the sound of chillen laughing and creaming. I rubbed my emerald green eyes which shone like a rare gemstoone. I sat up. Blaine woz shitting on my bed looking all concernedly like at me. I smelled at him. "I thought I had dyed!" I said sadly.
"You did not die, Ariana, you just fell asleep when we woz fightin Senior and Kurt" Blaine adnmited sexily. He wa werrin hgis daltoin uniform. It was soooooooo hot!!11
"so it was just a dream?" I asked. "like nilly?"
"a lot less hairy, but yes like that" Blaine said. I got out of bed. I was wearing a black dress which woz riped and you cud see my boobs and my legs were long and skinny and I had my hair curled. I also had gothic high heels on. Blaine was werin his Dalton unifor and we both loked so hot. I lent oer him, and we kussed passionaltey. Then, the door knockered!111
"Cum in" Blaine shouted. Suddenly........... WES AN DAVID|!11
"What do you fuckers wnat?" I eskled. blaine put a protractive arm around me shoudler. David creamed and ran in 2 join da fun.
"DAVID WHOT DO UW WNAT" Blaine was yellin all angrily like. Don't worry, he was still SEXAH!
"Have any of you seen Senior r Jurt?" Wes assed.
"i thought ew'd seen dem" I questioned dearly.
"Bno they have gone missing.... THEY ARE CAUSING TERROR IN DA WORLD WITH THE EVIL FALMMERS" David yelled.
"O MY FUCKING GOD I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THOSE FLAMMERS!" Blaine squirted. "DEY NEVER STOPE, DO THEY? WHY CANT DEY JUST RESPECK OUR LOVE!" He pissed.
"We will depfeat them" I said sexily and awesomely too.
Then we went to class.
TUNE IN NX TIME 2 SEE WHOT HAPPEN WHEN ARIANA RETURNS 2 CLASS 4 DA FURST TIM.
- This chapter was written long after the previous one, and in the meantime, Ariana had gained the attention of more snarkers, explaining their growing importance in-story.
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